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Hilarious! And thought provoking.


How about this one (and actual question someone asked): Why can't i print white letters even when i use colored paper? (talking about on the computer)


The baby is born on the second day, it was when it was all out. The word dictionary is in the dictionary. The number 5 has a dot on it for blind people. They died laughing... well too much medicine is bad for you. It's not always called the start button, it can be called the power button too.


funny, im only gona answer one ques... cos im too lazy to answer rest lol. but the phones and calculators one is so blind people can use them... its the same with the num pad on keyboard... and the letters F and J.


Lol omg how'd u come up with soo many questions ! i like the one about at the cinema it's very true , i always end up sitting with my elbows on my knees :S x.


Very good questions!! You are either a very bored person with too much time to think or you are a member of Mensa. LOL


Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? Its Called The Humorous Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? Its Actually the power button Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? Yes Because It Refers Tot he Mood Lighting Too xD The Rest, I Have No Knowlage Of


Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? THEY FIGHT WITH THE BURGERS At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? BOTH What is Satan's last name? JOHNSON Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. TO TAKE PICTURES WITH HIDDEN CAMERA Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? NIPPLES If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? YOU COULD BE IN THE OJ TRIAL Do they bury people with their braces on? NO, THEY RUST How far east can you go before you're heading west? 12,365 MILES Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? THEY GO TO GYNOCOLOGISTS Are eyebrows considered facial hair? ONLY UNIBROWS If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? TUESDAY In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? NEITHER, THE HAT Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? BECAUSE A TRIANGLE WOULD LOOK STUPID Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? YES AND IT SAYS "THE THING YOU ARE HOLDING" Can you daydream at night? YES, BUT ONLY ABOUT KITTENS AND UNICORNS Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? SO BLIND PEOPLE KNOW WHERE THE NUMBERS ARE Can crop circles be square? NO SILLY If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? FLIP FLOPS If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? SOME DEAD GUY If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? SO YOUR MONEY CAN LEAVE YOU Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? LESBIANS How fast do hotcakes sell? LIKE HOTCAKES If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? NO Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? WHEN YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT, ITS FUNNY Do you yawn in your sleep? NO, BUT I DO FART When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? NO, THEY ARE BLANK Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? BECAUSE I COUNTED THEM How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off? TRIAL AND ERROR When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? ONE FOR EACH BABY Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey? HUNG LIKE A DONKEY Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? YES If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? PERRIWINKLE Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer? BECAUSE IT SAID SO Do your eyes change color when you die? DIE AND I WILL TELL YOU Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? YEAH, LIGHTS JUST MEANS GET READY TO TURN ON OR OFF THE LIGHTS


I believe that the reason they call the funny bone that, is that when u hit it u make some of the funniest faces...



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