Need funny quotes or sayings about studying?

Need funny quotes or sayings about studying?

Need funny quotes or sayings about studying?


When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible. Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word. Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study... I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the porn business, "looking at porn." Like a virgin, studying for the very first time... Wait, aren't you my homework from last week? I've screwed you over before! I like homework, it fascinates me. I can stare at it for hours and not get bored. To steal ideas from one person would be plagiarism- to steal ideas from many is called research. I'm writing a paper so consider me guilty of grand theft author. Now I sit me down to study- I pray to God I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray to God I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, just lay my bones in the dormitory hall. Tell my prof I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, and pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, that's one last test I'll have to take! If you were my homework I'd be doing you all wrong on my desk right now. If you were my homework I would be procrastinating all over your face. I’m doing my homework. It's not like it sounds, I mean I’m inserting my penis through a hole in my homework until I orgasm. I’m working. HOME WORKING! Oh man I’m not funny. If writing a paper was as easy as riding a bike, oh man I would be really screwed. THANKS FOR NOTHING DAD! When I was 6 years old I learned how to do homework. There's no end to that story, I just really hate doing homework. Taking a break from breaktime by studying. It's midterm season, which is kinda like rabbit season, only I’m not going to be eating rabbit for dinner. I’m going to be eating it FOR BREAKFAST!!! Either way I’m studying. I’ve got two testes. Let's hope I don't drop the ball on this studying thing.



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