Wanted! Tommy Cooper One Liners ....?

Wanted! Tommy Cooper One Liners ....?

Wanted! Tommy Cooper One Liners ....?


"I went to the dentist.....he said my teeth were alright but my gums have got to come out".........definitely one of tommy coopers.


just like that your get some more from the link below x


just like that was his most famous saying


Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. 'So that was nice.' I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' , so he gave me a kite.


Many,many years ago I drove him at that time I was a chauffeur, I took him to a recording of "This is your life" waited to take him home he lived in Chiswick London, when I arrived at his home, being a proper chauffeur, I got out to open the door, He put a teabag in my top pocket, and said " here a drink on me"........Jason W


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eyed Deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes and not moving? Still No Eyed Deer! What do you call a three legged donkey? A Wonky Donkey! What do you call a donkey with three legs that blinks a lot? A Winky, Wonky Donkey! A man walked into a bar. You'd have thought he would have seen it!


here's a tommy cooper joke. What do you call a fish with no eyes? a Fsh.



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